Major League Baseball Opening Day Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF an infielder your franchise signed as a free agent thwacks a home run.

IF a catcher whose number is within three years of your age scorches a triple.

IF someone whom you selected below the fourth round of your Fantasy Baseball Draft registers a double.

IF an outfielder whom you follow upon Twitter notches a single.

Shot of Beer
IF a starting pitcher OR relief pitcher whose franchise's attire you have within your home records a strikeout.

IF a starting pitcher whose number is within the conclusive four numbers of one of your cell phone contacts catalogs an inning pitched.

IF a relief pitcher whose surname includes minimum three vowels surrenders a four pitch walk.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF one of your Facebook friends OR someone whom you follow upon Tumblr posts a picture of a baseball card.

IF the National League Central outscores the National League East over three innings.

Finish The Bottle
IF each of Opening Day's seven contests concludes with a one run margin.

NCAA Tournament Championship Contest Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF one of your Facebook friends, who is a Big Twelve Conference alumni, posts a status disparaging Kentucky OR one of your Facebook friends, who is a Southeastern Conference alumni, posts a status disparaging Kansas.

IF someone upon your Twitter mocks Jim Nantz.

IF Jeff Withey registers more blocks than Anthony Davis over five minutes.

IF Elijah Johnson scores more three point shots than Doron Lamb over four minutes.

Shot of Beer
IF Kansas exceeds their regular season free throw accumulation versus Kentucky over seven minutes.

IF Kentucky exceeds their regular season steals accumulation versus Kansas over five minutes.

IF Kansas amasses more offensive rebounds than Kentucky over three minutes.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF John Calipari's 1996 Final Four appearance OR 2008 Final Four appearance and vacated are mentioned within the same sentence.

IF Bill Self's 2007 Elite Eight appearance OR 2004 Elite Eight appearance OR 2001 Elite Eight appearance OR 2000 Elite Eight appearance are referenced.

Finish The Bottle
IF a Kansas guard scores a three point shot which sends the contest into overtime AND Kentucky wins the contest.

NCAA Tournament Final Four Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor

IF Kansas' 2008 Final Four appearance OR Kentucky's 1996 Final Four appearance OR Louisville's 2005 Final Four appearance OR Ohio State's 1999 Final Four appearance appear within a montage.

IF within the initial ten results of a twitter search for #FinalFour, someone tweets a picture of themselves wearing Kansas OR Kentucky OR Louisville OR Ohio State's colors.

IF Peyton Siva outscores Michael Kidd-Gilchrist over ten minutes.

IF Aaron Craft outscores Tyshon Taylor over ten minutes.

Shot of Beer

IF Louisville amasses more assists than Kentucky OR Kansas amasses more assists than Ohio State over four minutes.

IF MyNBADraft.com predicted lottery selections Anthony Davis OR Thomas Robinson OR Jared Sullinger register a blocked shot.

IF someone whose number you once wore within youth league sports scores a field goal.

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)

IF CBS' broadcast features a song which currently resides within the Billboard Hot 100.

IF a Kansas assistant coach OR a Kentucky assistant coach OR a Louisville assistant coach OR an Ohio State assistant coach who was an NCAA Tournament participant as a player is shown.

Finish The Bottle

IF you correctly predict each contest's winner AND each contest's margin exceeds nine points.

NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen & Elite Eight Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF a Big Ten squad scores more field goals AND free throws than a Big East squad over four minutes.

IF someone from a number one seeded squad registers a steal.

IF a lower seed maintains a six point advantage for a minimum of one minute.

IF a university's band is shown.

Shot of Beer
IF Cincinnati OR Ohio OR Ohio State OR Xavier score a three point shot OR register a blocked shot.

IF Cincinnati AND Ohio State outscore Marquette AND Wisconsin over four minutes.

IF Ohio AND Xavier amass more rebounds than North Carolina AND North Carolina State over four minutes.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF a university's previous Final Four appearance is referenced OR a double digit seed who advanced into the Final Four appears within a montage.

IF a former NBA First Round selection is shown wearing one of their former university's colors.

Finish The Bottle
IF each of your Elite Eight selections is correct OR each of your Final Four selections is correct.

NCAA Tournament First & Second Round Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor

IF someone upon your Facebook references watching the NCAA Tournament instead of attending class OR studying OR working within their status.

IF you correctly predict the winner of a contest upon your bracket.

IF @SethDavisHoops tweet includes the phrase "Sharpie."

IF a Game Summary OR Tournament Summary's sponsor is a product you have within your home.

Shot of Beer

IF someone whose number is within the area code of one of your cell phone contacts registers a blocked shot.

IF someone from a squad whose conference within which you attended college scores a three point shot.

IF someone from a double digit seeded squad registers a dunk.

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)

IF a fifteenth seed OR sixteenth seed maintains a four point advantage for a minimum of one minute.

IF you correctly predict the advancement of a double digit seed upon your bracket.

Finish The Bottle

IF Thursday each of your sixteen selections is correct OR Friday each of your sixteen selections is correct OR Saturday each of your eight selections is correct OR Sunday each of your eight selections is correct.

NBA All-Star Contest Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your Facebook references watching the NBA All-Star Game instead of the Academy Awards within their status.

IF LeBron James OR Dwayne Wade score AND someone upon your twitter references them as Mr. 305.

IF Pitbull references himself OR Ne-Yo OR Nayer reference Pitbull as Mr. Worldwide.

IF an Eastern Conference OR Western Conference starter appears within a commercial.

Shot of Beer
IF an Eastern Conference OR Western Conference forward scores their squad a three point shot AND they scored you a video game three point shot within the prior three weeks.

IF an Eastern Conference OR Western Conference reserve register a dunk.

IF Andrew Bynum OR Dwight Howard's future with their respective franchises is discussed.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF Marc Gasol outscores Kevin Durant OR Blake Griffin within any quarter.

IF Roy Hibbert outscores Carmelo Anthony OR Derrick Rose within any quarter.

Finish The Bottle
IF Kobe Bryant OR Chris Paul ascend twenty-four points via a three point shot within the contest's conclusive minute.

Daytona 500 Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your twitter references a Daytona 500 participant he "owns" within Fantasy NASCAR.

IF someone you exchange tweets with during the Daytona 500 becomes one of your followers.

IF a previous Daytona 500 winner appears within a commercial.

IF an alcohol sponsored car leads a lap.

Shot of Beer
IF a lap leader's sponsor is a corporation OR product you have patronized within within the previous week.

IF Carl Edwards AND Greg Biffle lead consecutive laps.

IF Larry McReynolds OR Darrell Waltrip reference a musician whose album you have never purchased.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF Danica Patrick leads a lap before Tony Stewart OR Danica Patrick's laps lead exceed Tony Stewart's laps lead.

IF Kyle Busch OR Joey Logano mar Joe Gibbs twentieth Daytona 500 with a thirty-sixth position finish.

Finish The Bottle
IF Dale Earnhardt Jr. OR Jeff Gordon OR Kevin Harvick OR Matt Kenseth OR Jimmie Johnson OR Jamie McMurray OR Ryan Newman via a victory deny the Daytona 500 a second procession of seven consecutive first occasion winners.

Murray State vs. St. Mary's Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your twitter compares Murray State OR St. Mary's with an obscure musician or thespian whose album OR film OR song OR television show you once purchased

IF Jim Varney is shown OR someone upon your twitter references Ernest (Ernest Worrell) OR Jed (Jed Clampett) OR any lyric from the character's film theme songs

IF within any of Murray State's possessions, someone upon your twitter references Reba McEntire and Vince Gill's collaboration "The Heart Won't Lie"

IF someone includes the phrase "Bracket Buster" within a BBM OR Facebook Chat OR Text Message

Shot of Beer
IF Ivan Aska scores AND someone upon your twitter references Robert Taylor's fim OR Sir Walter Scott's novel OR Arthur Sullivan's opera OR James Mason's television film OR Roger Moore's television series

IF Matthew Dellavedova scores a three point shot OR registers an assist OR ESPN mispronounces OR misspells his name

IF Popeye Jones appears within a montage OR ESPN references him within their broadcast

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF within the initial ten results of a twitter search for #Gales OR #Racers, someone tweets a picture of Tom Candiotti OR Von Hayes OR Kirk Rueter's baseball card.

IF Isaiah Canaan scores AND someone upon your Twitter references one of the NBA's four Isaiah's.

Finish The Bottle
IF Murray State OR St. Mary's wins the contest within the conclusive minute with a shot which follows a hand off (Bill Jenkins & Bryce Drew), a full court pass (Grant Hill & Christian Laettner), or a lob (Dereck Whittenburg & Lorenzo Charles).

Los Angeles Lakers vs. New York Knicks Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Jeremy Lin scores AND someone upon your twitter references our nation borrowing from China (Is this point guard so important?)

IF “The Kobe System” is shown AND someone upon your twitter references Kanye West lyrics during the commercial (Gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin’ extra fly)

IF Patrick Ewing’s retired number is shown AND someone upon your Twitter references The Smashing Pumpkins song “Thirty-Three” (And you can make it last, forever you)

IF Spike Lee is shown AND someone upon your twitter references “Do The Right Thing” (No you the man)

Shot of Beer

IF Larry Bird’s comments concerning Kobe Bryant are referenced AND you once owned Jordan vs. Bird: One On One

IF Jeremy Lin scores a three point shot OR registers a rebound OR records an assist

IF former Knicks Coach Jeff Van Gundry references his New York tenure

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF a female wearing a New York Knicks jersey is shown AND the jersey’s number was contained within one of your high school significant other’s phone numbers

IF Landry Fields OR Jared Jeffries outscore Pau Gasol within any quarter

Finish The Bottle

IF the White Tiger wins the contest with a field goal AND outscores the Black Mamba AND someone upon your twitter tweets they have purchased the film whose cast includes the Black Werewolf.

Duke vs. North Carolina Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF North Carolina's banners are shown and one of your high school's basketball starter's wore one of the Tar Heels retired numbers

IF Eric Montross OR Cherokee Parks appears within a Duke versus North Carolina montage

IF someone upon your Twitter references a Duke forward who became an NBA All-Star

IF one of your Facebook friends, who is a Duke or North Carolina alumni, posts a status disparaging their rival

Shot of Beer
IF one of Duke's caucasian athletes scores a three AND Dick Vitale references a former Duke caucasian athlete

IF Dick Vitale discusses a sport other than college basketball

IF a Duke OR North Carolina athlete slaps the floor, even accidently

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF Michael Jeffrey Jordan is referenced AND one of your cell phone contact's middle names commences with J

IF a former Duke OR North Carolina athlete is shown wearing clothing other than a suit

Finish The Bottle
IF someone scores a half court or beyond three point shot which sends the contest into an initial or an additional overtime

Super Bowl XLVI Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Generation Chatter OR NBC references a television show you have never watched

IF a celebrity eats or feeds their significant other while on camera (Graze Mille Cameron)

IF Victor Cruz registers a reception AND someone upon your Facebook or Twitter references Taio Cruz

IF Michael Strahan appears within a Super Bowl XLII montage OR a Subway Commercial

Shot of Beer
IF Peyton Manning appears within a Super Bowl commericial OR his career scenario is discussed OR he is shown applauding Eli

IF Rob Gronkowski AND ankle are mentioned within the same sentence

IF NBC bleeps Madonna cursing OR Lady Gaga criticizes the halftime show via twitter

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF Chad Ochocinco amasses five receptions OR scores a touchdown

IF Al Michaels OR Chris Collinsworth reference a specific racer when discussing the Giants NASCAR package

Finish The Bottle
IF an Eli Manning touchdown ascends the Giants into a three point advantage within the contest's conclusive minute