Los Angeles Lakers vs. New York Knicks Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Jeremy Lin scores AND someone upon your twitter references our nation borrowing from China (Is this point guard so important?)

IF “The Kobe System” is shown AND someone upon your twitter references Kanye West lyrics during the commercial (Gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin’ extra fly)

IF Patrick Ewing’s retired number is shown AND someone upon your Twitter references The Smashing Pumpkins song “Thirty-Three” (And you can make it last, forever you)

IF Spike Lee is shown AND someone upon your twitter references “Do The Right Thing” (No you the man)

Shot of Beer

IF Larry Bird’s comments concerning Kobe Bryant are referenced AND you once owned Jordan vs. Bird: One On One

IF Jeremy Lin scores a three point shot OR registers a rebound OR records an assist

IF former Knicks Coach Jeff Van Gundry references his New York tenure

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF a female wearing a New York Knicks jersey is shown AND the jersey’s number was contained within one of your high school significant other’s phone numbers

IF Landry Fields OR Jared Jeffries outscore Pau Gasol within any quarter

Finish The Bottle

IF the White Tiger wins the contest with a field goal AND outscores the Black Mamba AND someone upon your twitter tweets they have purchased the film whose cast includes the Black Werewolf.

Duke vs. North Carolina Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF North Carolina's banners are shown and one of your high school's basketball starter's wore one of the Tar Heels retired numbers

IF Eric Montross OR Cherokee Parks appears within a Duke versus North Carolina montage

IF someone upon your Twitter references a Duke forward who became an NBA All-Star

IF one of your Facebook friends, who is a Duke or North Carolina alumni, posts a status disparaging their rival

Shot of Beer
IF one of Duke's caucasian athletes scores a three AND Dick Vitale references a former Duke caucasian athlete

IF Dick Vitale discusses a sport other than college basketball

IF a Duke OR North Carolina athlete slaps the floor, even accidently

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF Michael Jeffrey Jordan is referenced AND one of your cell phone contact's middle names commences with J

IF a former Duke OR North Carolina athlete is shown wearing clothing other than a suit

Finish The Bottle
IF someone scores a half court or beyond three point shot which sends the contest into an initial or an additional overtime

Super Bowl XLVI: New York Giants vs. New England Patriots

Super Bowl XLVI Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Generation Chatter OR NBC references a television show you have never watched

IF a celebrity eats or feeds their significant other while on camera (Graze Mille Cameron)

IF Victor Cruz registers a reception AND someone upon your Facebook or Twitter references Taio Cruz

IF Michael Strahan appears within a Super Bowl XLII montage OR a Subway Commercial

Shot of Beer
IF Peyton Manning appears within a Super Bowl commericial OR his career scenario is discussed OR he is shown applauding Eli

IF Rob Gronkowski AND ankle are mentioned within the same sentence

IF NBC bleeps Madonna cursing OR Lady Gaga criticizes the halftime show via twitter

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF Chad Ochocinco amasses five receptions OR scores a touchdown

IF Al Michaels OR Chris Collinsworth reference a specific racer when discussing the Giants NASCAR package

Finish The Bottle
IF an Eli Manning touchdown ascends the Giants into a three point advantage within the contest's conclusive minute