Sunday, February 19, 2012

Celebrity Categorical Power Rankings

Actor Points
1 Jean Dujardin 1200
2 George Clooney 1170
3 Christopher Plummer  700
4 Paul Giamatti 600
5 Brad Pitt 600
Actress Points
1 Octavia Spencer 1200
2 Viola Davis 1100
3 Jessica Chastain 960
4 Kate Winslet 860
5 Berenice Bejo 800
Television Actor Points
1 Eric Stonestreet 845
2 Steve Buscemi 800
3 Ty Burrell 745
4 Ed O'Neill 645
5 Johnny Galecki 520
Television Actress Points
1 Sofia Vergara 845
2 Jessica Lange 750
3 Julie Bowen 745
4 Shailene Woodley 670
5 Claire Danes 600
Pop Points
1 Adele 2165
2 Rihanna 953
3 Cee Lo Greene 750
4 Bruno Mars 745
5 Fergie 700
Rock Points
1 Foo Fighters 1643
2 Skrillex 1151
3 Bon Iver 827
4 Radio Head 500
5 Mumford & Sons 447
Rap Points
1 Kanye West 1599
2 Kid Cudi 700
3 Lil Wayne 596
4 Drake 581
5 Nicki Minaj 575
Country Points
1 Kenny Chesney 1127
2 Taylor Swift 1118
3 Jason Aldean 966
4 Lady Antebullum 777
5 Blake Shelton 657
Bands Points
1 Foo Fighters 1643
2 Bon Iver 827
3 Lady Antebullum 777
4 The Civil Wars 635
5 Radio Head 500
Reality Television Male Points
1 Rick Harrison 220
2 Richard Harrison 220
3 Corey Harrison 220
4 Austin Russell 220
5 Larry The Cable Guy 100
Reality Television Female Points
1 Martha Stewart 60
2 Kim Kardashian 60
3 Kourtney Kardashian 60
4 Khloe Kardashian 60
5 Jillian Michaels 60


* Rankings reflect Golden Globe nominations and results, Grammy nominations and results, SAG Awards nominations and results, Academy Award nominations, January-March magazine covers, Billboard and Box Office weekly results, Nielson broadcast and cable television nightly results

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Murray State vs. St. Mary's Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your twitter compares Murray State OR St. Mary's with an obscure musician or thespian whose album OR film OR song OR television show you once purchased

IF Jim Varney is shown OR someone upon your twitter references Ernest (Ernest Worrell) OR Jed (Jed Clampett) OR any lyric from the character's film theme songs

IF within any of Murray State's possessions, someone upon your twitter references Reba McEntire and Vince Gill's collaboration "The Heart Won't Lie"

IF someone includes the phrase "Bracket Buster" within a BBM OR Facebook Chat OR Text Message

Shot of Beer
IF Ivan Aska scores AND someone upon your twitter references Robert Taylor's fim OR Sir Walter Scott's novel OR Arthur Sullivan's opera OR James Mason's television film OR Roger Moore's television series

IF Matthew Dellavedova scores a three point shot OR registers an assist OR ESPN mispronounces OR misspells his name

IF Popeye Jones appears within a montage OR ESPN references him within their broadcast

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF within the initial ten results of a twitter search for #Gales OR #Racers, someone tweets a picture of Tom Candiotti OR Von Hayes OR Kirk Rueter's baseball card.

IF Isaiah Canaan scores AND someone upon your Twitter references one of the NBA's four Isaiah's.

Finish The Bottle
IF Murray State OR St. Mary's wins the contest within the conclusive minute with a shot which follows a hand off (Bill Jenkins & Bryce Drew), a full court pass (Grant Hill & Christian Laettner), or a lob (Dereck Whittenburg & Lorenzo Charles).

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Grammy Awards

Friday, February 10, 2012

Los Angeles Lakers vs. New York Knicks Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Jeremy Lin scores AND someone upon your twitter references our nation borrowing from China (Is this point guard so important?)

IF “The Kobe System” is shown AND someone upon your twitter references Kanye West lyrics during the commercial (Gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin’ extra fly)

IF Patrick Ewing’s retired number is shown AND someone upon your Twitter references The Smashing Pumpkins song “Thirty-Three” (And you can make it last, forever you)

IF Spike Lee is shown AND someone upon your twitter references “Do The Right Thing” (No you the man)

Shot of Beer
IF Larry Bird’s comments concerning Kobe Bryant are referenced AND you once owned Jordan vs. Bird: One On One

IF Jeremy Lin scores a three point shot OR registers a rebound OR records an assist

IF former Knicks Coach Jeff Van Gundry references his New York tenure

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF a female wearing a New York Knicks jersey is shown AND the jersey’s number was contained within one of your high school significant other’s phone numbers

IF Landry Fields OR Jared Jeffries outscore Pau Gasol within any quarter

Finish The Bottle
IF the White Tiger wins the contest with a field goal AND outscores the Black Mamba AND someone upon your twitter tweets they have purchased the film whose cast includes the Black Werewolf.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Duke vs. North Carolina Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF North Carolina's banners are shown and one of your high school's basketball starter's wore one of the Tar Heels retired numbers

IF Eric Montross OR Cherokee Parks appears within a Duke versus North Carolina montage

IF someone upon your Twitter references a Duke forward who became an NBA All-Star

IF one of your Facebook friends, who is a Duke or North Carolina alumni, posts a status disparaging their rival

Shot of Beer
IF one of Duke's caucasian athletes scores a three AND Dick Vitale references a former Duke caucasian athlete

IF Dick Vitale discusses a sport other than college basketball

IF a Duke OR North Carolina athlete slaps the floor, even accidently

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF Michael Jeffrey Jordan is referenced AND one of your cell phone contact's middle names commences with J

IF a former Duke OR North Carolina athlete is shown wearing clothing other than a suit

Finish The Bottle
IF someone scores a half court or beyond three point shot which sends the contest into an initial or an additional overtime

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl XLVI: New York Giants vs. New England Patriots



Super Bowl XLVI Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Generation Chatter OR NBC references a television show you have never watched

IF a celebrity eats or feeds their significant other while on camera (Graze Mille Cameron)

IF Victor Cruz registers a reception AND someone upon your Facebook or Twitter references Taio Cruz

IF Michael Strahan appears within a Super Bowl XLII montage OR a Subway Commercial

Shot of Beer
IF Peyton Manning appears within a Super Bowl commericial OR his career scenario is discussed OR he is shown applauding Eli

IF Rob Gronkowski AND ankle are mentioned within the same sentence

IF NBC bleeps Madonna cursing OR Lady Gaga criticizes the halftime show via twitter

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF Chad Ochocinco amasses five receptions OR scores a touchdown

IF Al Michaels OR Chris Collinsworth reference a specific racer when discussing the Giants NASCAR package

Finish The Bottle
IF an Eli Manning touchdown ascends the Giants into a three point advantage within the contest's conclusive minute