Saturday, February 18, 2012

Murray State vs. St. Mary's Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your twitter compares Murray State OR St. Mary's with an obscure musician or thespian whose album OR film OR song OR television show you once purchased

IF Jim Varney is shown OR someone upon your twitter references Ernest (Ernest Worrell) OR Jed (Jed Clampett) OR any lyric from the character's film theme songs

IF within any of Murray State's possessions, someone upon your twitter references Reba McEntire and Vince Gill's collaboration "The Heart Won't Lie"

IF someone includes the phrase "Bracket Buster" within a BBM OR Facebook Chat OR Text Message

Shot of Beer
IF Ivan Aska scores AND someone upon your twitter references Robert Taylor's fim OR Sir Walter Scott's novel OR Arthur Sullivan's opera OR James Mason's television film OR Roger Moore's television series

IF Matthew Dellavedova scores a three point shot OR registers an assist OR ESPN mispronounces OR misspells his name

IF Popeye Jones appears within a montage OR ESPN references him within their broadcast

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF within the initial ten results of a twitter search for #Gales OR #Racers, someone tweets a picture of Tom Candiotti OR Von Hayes OR Kirk Rueter's baseball card.

IF Isaiah Canaan scores AND someone upon your Twitter references one of the NBA's four Isaiah's.

Finish The Bottle
IF Murray State OR St. Mary's wins the contest within the conclusive minute with a shot which follows a hand off (Bill Jenkins & Bryce Drew), a full court pass (Grant Hill & Christian Laettner), or a lob (Dereck Whittenburg & Lorenzo Charles).

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