Shot of Liquor
IF someone upon your twitter concludes their tweet with #BethennyEverAfter.
IF Bethenny references either male OR female anatomy.
IF Bethenny OR Jason cover Bryn's ears.
IF a commercial promoting another Comcast reality show appears within the episode.
Shot of Beer
IF Bethenny's brother\assistant Jason appears within the episode.
IF Bethenny OR Jason curse.
IF any Real Housewives series is referenced.
Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF "Skinny Girl" appears within the episode upon a non-liquor item.
IF someone upon your Facebook family section is a fan of Bethenny Ever After.
Finish The Bottle
IF Bethenny Frankel OR Jason Hoppy tweet you within the Bethenny Ever After season premiere OR within ten minutes of the season premiere's conclusion.