Friday, February 10, 2012

Los Angeles Lakers vs. New York Knicks Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF Jeremy Lin scores AND someone upon your twitter references our nation borrowing from China (Is this point guard so important?)

IF “The Kobe System” is shown AND someone upon your twitter references Kanye West lyrics during the commercial (Gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin’ extra fly)

IF Patrick Ewing’s retired number is shown AND someone upon your Twitter references The Smashing Pumpkins song “Thirty-Three” (And you can make it last, forever you)

IF Spike Lee is shown AND someone upon your twitter references “Do The Right Thing” (No you the man)

Shot of Beer
IF Larry Bird’s comments concerning Kobe Bryant are referenced AND you once owned Jordan vs. Bird: One On One

IF Jeremy Lin scores a three point shot OR registers a rebound OR records an assist

IF former Knicks Coach Jeff Van Gundry references his New York tenure

Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF a female wearing a New York Knicks jersey is shown AND the jersey’s number was contained within one of your high school significant other’s phone numbers

IF Landry Fields OR Jared Jeffries outscore Pau Gasol within any quarter

Finish The Bottle
IF the White Tiger wins the contest with a field goal AND outscores the Black Mamba AND someone upon your twitter tweets they have purchased the film whose cast includes the Black Werewolf.

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