Shot of Liquor
IF Kansas' 2008 Final Four appearance OR Kentucky's 1996 Final Four appearance OR Louisville's 2005 Final Four appearance OR Ohio State's 1999 Final Four appearance appear within a montage.
IF within the initial ten results of a twitter search for #FinalFour, someone tweets a picture of themselves wearing Kansas OR Kentucky OR Louisville OR Ohio State's colors.
IF Peyton Siva outscores Michael Kidd-Gilchrist over ten minutes.
IF Aaron Craft outscores Tyshon Taylor over ten minutes.
Shot of Beer
IF Louisville amasses more assists than Kentucky OR Kansas amasses more assists than Ohio State over four minutes.
IF MyNBADraft.com predicted lottery selections Anthony Davis OR Thomas Robinson OR Jared Sullinger register a blocked shot.
IF someone whose number you once wore within youth league sports scores a field goal.
Trio of Shots (Guest's Choice)
IF CBS' broadcast features a song which currently resides within the Billboard Hot 100.
IF a Kansas assistant coach OR a Kentucky assistant coach OR a Louisville assistant coach OR an Ohio State assistant coach who was an NCAA Tournament participant as a player is shown.
Finish The Bottle
IF you correctly predict each contest's winner AND each contest's margin exceeds nine points.