Shot of Liquor
IF an infielder your franchise signed as a free agent thwacks a home run.
IF a catcher whose number is within three years of your age scorches a triple.
IF someone whom you selected below the fourth round of your Fantasy Baseball Draft registers a double.
IF an outfielder whom you follow upon Twitter notches a single.
Shot of Beer
IF a starting pitcher OR relief pitcher whose franchise's attire you have within your home records a strikeout.
IF a starting pitcher whose number is within the conclusive four numbers of one of your cell phone contacts catalogs an inning pitched.
IF a relief pitcher whose surname includes minimum three vowels surrenders a four pitch walk.
Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF one of your Facebook friends OR someone whom you follow upon Tumblr posts a picture of a baseball card.
IF the National League Central outscores the National League East over three innings.
Finish The Bottle
IF each of Opening Day's seven contests concludes with a one run margin.