Thursday, April 5, 2012

Major League Baseball Opening Day Drinking Game

Shot of Liquor
IF an infielder your franchise signed as a free agent thwacks a home run.

IF a catcher whose number is within three years of your age scorches a triple.

IF someone whom you selected below the fourth round of your Fantasy Baseball Draft registers a double.

IF an outfielder whom you follow upon Twitter notches a single.

Shot of Beer
IF a starting pitcher OR relief pitcher whose franchise's attire you have within your home records a strikeout.

IF a starting pitcher whose number is within the conclusive four numbers of one of your cell phone contacts catalogs an inning pitched.

IF a relief pitcher whose surname includes minimum three vowels surrenders a four pitch walk.

Trio of Shots (Host's Choice)
IF one of your Facebook friends OR someone whom you follow upon Tumblr posts a picture of a baseball card.

IF the National League Central outscores the National League East over three innings.

Finish The Bottle
IF each of Opening Day's seven contests concludes with a one run margin.

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